Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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