Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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