was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
A bitchslap is in order.
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