i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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