im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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