Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he shaved USA in his pubs
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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