I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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