i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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