My balls are so social today.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Blood and glitter go together right?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize