That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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