He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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