where am i from again
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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