out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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