I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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