"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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