her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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