Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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