these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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