Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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