i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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