That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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