you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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