its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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