Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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