its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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