so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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