is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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