He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
