No awkward lesbian experiences without me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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