The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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