he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
