walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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