BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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