you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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