At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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