found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
