he wants to bone in the snuggie
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i believe in u and ur pee
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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