I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you mean i was at the winter classic?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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