Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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