Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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