Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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