Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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