at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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