these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Small penises have feelings too.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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