And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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