so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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