then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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