the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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