question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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