in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Randomize
