I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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