don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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