According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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