Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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